— American Beauty (1999)
Intended as a criticism of denial, or an ode to it’s power?
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All my friends have boobs… and then there’s me…
Spent the day doodling with my busty friend Shibby! Here’s what she did
Ink drawing based on sketch I did while friend was reading on the tube. I believe the book she was reading was the “Unmissable Tales of a Chubby Dairyman” by Anon
Anonymous asked: I'm severely attracted to a good friend of mine. Personally I think of my friendships as very important and the risk of being rebuffed, and the relationship we have degrading, is almost not worth it. Sometimes I think they like me too, but I've made this mistake in the past, which is the main problem. I've lost many friends because I've revealed deeper feelings for them, I don't want this to happen again. What should I do?
Friendship out-trumps everything else. So the first thing you have to evaluate is what is potentially at loss if things do go awry.
At the same time, you’ll regret what you don’t do more than what you do do - so analyse how strongly you feel about this person. Unfortunately, even if it wasn’t meant to be, you might find the feelings eating you up inside - if this is the case, get it off your chest and come clean.
Anonymous asked: I can't decide which dinosaur is my favourite. I need to know for the sex-play I have with my girlfriend. So far, all the ones we've tried have just made her less appealing to me. Our love-making is listless without this knowledge, please help us.
Diplodocus is one of the best bets - the long neck give leeway for positions otherwise controversial and unjustifiable for humans. The friendly nature of the Diplodocus makes for passionate roleplay.
If she’s kinky try Tricerotops - that motherfucker fills all holes.
God I hate myself.
headless-chicken asked: What's a good present for someone's parents to say "Sorry I vomited all over your house on more than one occasion, and all the other heinous acts I've done to you, as recounted by my friends when talking of my drunken exploits"?
The best present in this situation is a cum-drenched, poo-filled envelope, with a sincere letter of apology.
Written in blood.
If they don’t reply, make sure they get the letter by delivering it yourself by hurling balloons filled with piss at their windows - i like to call them “piss bombs”.
Couldn’t figure out how to like or repost her work - but my friend Tiffany is sickeningly talented. She’s also quite the hotshot at street-dance.
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arty makes bad 2 minute monoprints b/c work is boring
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casually ships her own tf2 oc’s
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(by matutino!)
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